Friday, March 9, 2012

Day 2

So, I now have some rules of thumb...

1. Don't post how awesome you think you are...because when you do it appears that you are not awesome, but in fact a huge douche.

2. Pictures...if you don't have one I probably won't look at your profile. Not posting pictures means one of two things, you might be seriously unfortunate looking and I am sorry for that. Or you are to lazy to take an additional 5 minutes to upload a couple pictures. If this is the case then my guess is you will continue to be lazy in a relationship and that is not appealing.

3. Pictures x2...Posting pictures with girls and no caption makes you seem like a player, if its your sister, say its your sister, if not leave her off your profile as you attempt to find a legitimate relationship.

4. Pictures x3...if everyone of your pictures has some kind of alcohol in them, it screams I am not out of my partying stage and therefore unlikely to settle down.

5. Pictures x4...don't post a picture of yourself flicking off the camera...if you haven't stopped flicking off the camera after age 19, you have bigger issues than finding a girlfriend.

These are my observations thus far...I am also on to you, Mr. "I post pictures from 5 years ago when I was in better shape and took care of myself."


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